Who knew vehicular...misadventures were maternally genetic. Looking forward to bringing him some dead flowers and then almost forgetting him in the hospital at discharge, I suppose.

What timing.

[ In the interim, she'll be over here just...................... INTERNALLY SCREAMING ]

It's not like I can fall any lower now, can I.

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So you say you have decided on me because I have a, what? 'More distinctive voice'?

Okay.

Because I think it is because you know I am not boring. We will have more fun, yes? But also maybe it is because Hollander is... what is this word, too similar. That makes things more difficult for you. I will be difficult in other ways. Maybe on purpose.

Yeah, I guess my username is kind of a cute pun and I guess Zoey would like it, but you don't even listen to Kpop. You barely even know who Blackpink is. I don't want to use the word "poser," just...think it so hard it gets psychically burned into your forehead. That'll work.

You know what mun? I could tell you how I feel about this by making a really long "ugh" sound at you but you aren't even worth the effort. Just figure out what you want from me and then come back.